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I'm sorry but I don't have any Facebook, Tweets or STD's. What little time I have in my life I use for writing. Maybe one of these days, after I become rich and famous, I'll hire some flunky intern and she can create some sort of life for me in Facebook, Tweets, or whatever the latest social media hole is. Maybe in that life I'll be wearing Speedos.


Thought For the Day

Writing is just another form of prostitution. You work all hours of the night and you give your soul away to anyone who will listen to you. But in writing, the shoes are a lot more comfortable.


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